A Day In The Life of a Living History Farmer
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Drove to town today with a light snow coming down. The ATM didn’t like my cash deposit, so I had to repeat it 3 times, in the rain. The Carl’s Jr. drive-thru AI screen kept trying to increase my order to larger and larger combos, but I persisted, “No, just a western bacon cheeseburger and a bottle of water, please.” I had to fight with the artificial female voice several times to avoid all the additions she was proposing. “Believe me,” I told the computer girl, “there’s no greater friend of capitalism than this guy, but I really just want a western bacon cheeseburger.”
I parked, prayed, and enjoyed that barbecue sauce and cheese and bacon and beef and bread intensely. I refined my theory on food: I am really after the sauce, never the main course. The barbecue sauce, which makes my steering wheel sticky, is what I’m really ordering. It’s the same with fish sticks (tartar sauce) and baby carrots (ranch dressing). Mary makes this al dente angel-hair pasta bathed in a kind of crunchy, browned-butter, garlic “savory-paint” that has spoiled me for plain wet pasta. The “primary thing” is the excuse for the herbal decoration.
I work this all out and then, on the way home, ponder the mystery of a question I keep putting before God: “scripture and romance.” God never explains this to me in very precise terms. The puzzle goes something like this. The very FIRST command God gives man is not “don’t eat the fruit of that tree.” The very first command is “have babies.” (Look it up.) But THEN in the New Testament, celibacy is actually pitched as a higher calling. Solomon’s wife is hot, but be careful how you look at her, because if she stirs any desire in you, then you are committing.. well you know. “Explain this,” I ask the Man upstairs, “to me, okay?” The Old Man smiles at me but remains silent.
At home, I take my blood pressure. It is WAY down. 105 over 75. I’m a guy who registers 180 over 120 regularly. This might be better living through chemistry, better drugs, or it might be magnesium. When I ponder the avalanche of supplements pitched in Instagram — Ryze mushroom coffee, beef and deer liver pills, cortisol milkshakes, weird foot baths that pull gross stuff out of your body — I think back to matrix algebra in college and multivariate analysis. We live in a world where MILLIONS of different stimuli bombard us daily. How do we figure out which variables to control?
Back at my desk, trying to figure out how to get you up to see Revolutionary Evenings and Finnegan’s Wake. I did a bulk email yesterday and it brought in lots of orders, but I still need more of you to take a break and discuss life with me..
What about a day in the life post? Hmmm…
Will that work?
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This post was written by Jim Riley